-Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia issued two scathing dissents against landmark cases that upheld the Affordable Care Act's federal subsidies and legalized same-sex marriage across the entire country this week.
-In true angry white man fashion, Scalia's dissents were full of colorful turns of phrase like "interpretive jiggery-pokery," "SCOTUScare" and "pure applesauce," as well an admonishment to "ask the nearest hippie" about freedom of intimacy.
-Progressive rock band Coheed and Cambria, turned his screeds into an appropriately nonsensical music video for Funny or Die.
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Favorite Coheed & Cambria song/album, ONTD? My favorite is Everything Evil off of The Second Stage Turbine Blade!