Tess Munster/Holliday: "black men love me." And more from her Guardian magazine cover story!

Tess Munster/Holliday is on the cover of Guardian magazine this week and she had a lot to say!

Here are some highlights:

-black men love her, she's always reminded when she returns to black neighborhoods: "I do admit that black men love me. I always forget that, and then I come to a black neighborhood and I remember."
-her fiance met her through Tumblr and picks a Kotex-pad wrapper off her shoe for her
-they're not married but she changed her name to his anyway (Munster is also a fake name)
-she deserves a man who's both nice and good-looking
-she yells at passing people who look at her during her photoshoot for the cover shot, seems legitimately upset
-struggles to stand in heels
-says it should be okay for her to comfort eat, because other people smoke and drink
-is okay with referring to herself as fat
-her mother was shot by a former fiance but is still alive and disabled, she still "annoys the shit" out of Tess
-if the photographer doesn't get a good shot of her shoes she will "fuck him up"
-Miss Piggy is a role model

The source is here (and mods; it's not the banned source of UK Guardian; it's the US site.)