– Justin Bieber humblebragging at his roast
If you were looking forward to Justin Bieber's roast, then look forward to it no more. The special is set to air March 30 on Comedy Central, but jokes from the taping have already made their way online. They don't seem brutal or funny at all to me. Even worse, most of the "edgy" insults are aimed at people who aren't even Bieber!
More awfulness after the jump.
"You gotta give it up for Justin. He started from the bottom and he's still a bottom." —Hannibal Buress
"Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance." – SNL's Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart
"Hannibal Buress is famous for exposing Cosby. He's only famous for exposing Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby hurt those women without ever caring about the consequences … that Hannibal Buress would become famous." – Pete Davidson
"Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that high. And he uses your music to torture people." – Shaquille O'Neal
"Justin wants to be black so bad he's actually seen Kevin Hart's movies in theaters." – Ludacris
"You acted so much like a pussy on the show that Ellen tried to eat you." —Ludacris
"Justin's life changed when Usher heard one of his songs and liked it, which only goes to prove that Usher ain't black." —Snoop Dogg
And at the end of the roast Bieber did what he intended to do with this roast all along: damage control
And one joke that I actually find acceptable:
"... You haven't put out an album in three years. What are you doing? If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of One Direction fucking your fans." —Jeffrey Ross
More quotes at the sources:
SOURCE, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6
was hoping it'd be a chevy chase style roast where they'd break him, but nah just another pr stunt.