Vaginal Cream Davis (teen_rex) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Vaginal Cream Davis

Did Drake Send "Cringeworthy" DMs To Porn Star Mia Khalifa? Probably, yes.


Remember when a horny James Franco put the moves on a 17-year-old on Instagram?  Seems he's not the only famous man who acts the fool online when he gets a little thirsty!

Pornhub's number one ranked porn star Mia Khalifa recently did an interview on CBS Miami that left listeners wondering if she was referring to Drake when asked which famous person has tried contacting her.

I listened to the entire interview and came to this conclusion: "Uh yeah, duh, she's referring to Drake!"

You can listen to the interview here or trust my half-assed transcript behind the cut.

HOST: "You're huge on social media now and I gotta ask you, what famous person has tried to contact you?"

KHALIFA:  "Uh, I would never reveal that."

HOST: "You can blow 'em up, don't worry."

KHALIFA: "No way, I would never reveal that. That's, that's rude."

HOST: "Fine, what famous person that you don't like -- how about this, give me a name it rhymes with."

KHALIFA: "Oh my god, um... it rhymes with 'rake'."

HOST: "Yah, what!?  Did we just break news right here?" *Giggles* "Oh my g-- I don't know who that is, I'm just gonna pretend I have no idea what you're talking about."

Some other annoying radio dude: "She could have come up with a better nickname for that one."

HOST: "No, it was perfect, what she did was perfect. It rhymes with 'rake' and he may or may not be a little bit whiny."


HOST: "That's cool, is there anyone else?"

KHALIFA: "All I know is it's not Eddie Vedder so I didn't pay attention to it. "

Everyone giggled and chatted a bit, then the host asked, "Oh man, that's so cool that, like rake hit you up on like, was it on Twitter?"

KHALIFA: "Um, on Instagram, but nevertheless it was flattering, but, uhm...his intentions were obviously clear."

(The radio guys called Drake "lame" for hitting her up on Instgram and reffered to it as a "rake thing to do.")

KHALIFA:  "It was so cringeworthy. The whole thing was cringeworthy."

HOST: "I imagine the picture he sent in the message was just him laying on the bed shirtless, kinda like sad looking."


HOST: "I'm right, aren't I?"

KHALIFA: "Halfway there."

TL;DR: Drake wasn't in Pearl Jam so he's not getting any ass from this porn star goddess.

SOURCE: CBS Miami, me typing what I heard at source link
Tags: drake
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