-A star of TLC's new show, My Husband's Not Gay (whatever u say girl), had this to say about his sexual orientation, using a brilliant and totally logical donut analogy! The show has already been condemned by GLAAD while a petition to take it off the air has more than 100,000 signatures.
"I love donuts. I would eat doughnuts three times a day. But I desire to be able to fit in my pants in the morning too. So you could say I am oriented towards doughnuts, and if I was being true to myself, I would eat doughnuts a lot more than I eat doughnuts. But am I miserable? Am I lonely? Am I denying myself because I don't eat doughnuts as much as I might like to eat doughnuts? I'm not. And in fact, I desire to live a healthy lifestyle, and so I don't eat a lot of doughnuts. And I desire to be with a wife, and I'm committed to this, and I want to stay committed to this. So that's what I want."
I think the analogy he is looking for is that he loves eating donuts but for some stupid verse in an old-ass book he's denying himself of ever eating any donuts and is instead settling for raisin cookies
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