SHOCKINGLY enough, no one in New York wants to hear Kevin Federline rap. Our spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline's Nov. 4 show that "we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of 'Popozao' [Federline's pathetic first single]." Britney Spears' hubby - who claims he is the most underrated person in Hollywood - should be used to rejection by now. We hear his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest.
RUFUS Wainwright couldn't have cared less about the other luminaries at the Whitney's Fall Gala the other night. The musician spent much of the time making out with his boyfriend, Jorn Weisbrodt - and they took their antics to the party's photo booth, blocking a long line of people waiting to take their own pictures. Also spotted at the party, which raised $2.4 million for the museum, was Michelle Williams - who, when asked for her coat-check ticket at the gift-bag table, huffed, "I don't need a ticket. I am Michelle Williams!" Uma Thurman freaked when caught smoking a cigarette by paparazzi lurking outside and shrieked, "Oh, [bleep]," before running back inside.
*edit* added red carpet pics from the night
WE HEAR...THAT Seventeen magazine wouldn't put Paris Hilton on their December cover unless she agreed to appear in a full-page public service ad against drunken driving
Link to Ad: http://www.jossip.com/gossip/parispsa_lg.jpg