The ok-but-she's-had-better-moments Alaska Thunderfuck 5000
Opening her box, it's Pandora!
Roast Grand Master Bianca and the world's biggest drag hag, lady of the night- Michelle Visage!
For the bearded lady, Drinx Monsoon, Detoxic, and the worst Joan Rivers impersonator yet go to the source: https://www.youtube.com/user/ALandCHUCKtravel/videos . OP warning; they sucked.