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Bianca Del Rio, Sharon Needles & Other Drag Stars Reveal Their Best Putdowns

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Bianca Del Rio

“I won’t do an album. There are enough fucking drag queens singing and dancing who shouldn’t be doing it because they suck. Rihanna, Britney Spears…”

(To someone else who seemed distant) “You’re probably the one fag that voted for Courtney Act!”

(To some other weirdie) “You’re sitting alone? Another piece of the puzzle. Shocking!”

(To a woman in the crowd) “I know her! She has one tittie bigger than the other, so when she wears a Bianca shirt, I look like I have a lazy eye, like Gia Gunn!”



Sharon Needles

“I used to say, ‘When a black game show host in a blonde wig hands you a check you can’t pay the taxes on, I’ll hand you the mic.’ But now I say, ‘Opinions are like assholes. Mine’s bleached’.”

Manila Luzon

“I was performing in London and some guy threw a beer can at me. I didn’t see who threw it. So I picked up the can, inspected it, and said, ‘Since you didn’t throw like a girl and you are drinking beer, I’m gonna assume you’re a lesbian. Will security please see that Xena gets another beer?’ ”

Brittany Lynn

“I was hosting a pageant at Voyeur nightclub here in Philly, and a very large and unpopular Drag Race queen happened to be one of the judges (OP note Madam LaQueer?). When this foul-tempered megalith of a queen came to the stage for our banter, she thought she would get the chance to try me and say something shady, so I immediately cut her off from the mic and said, ‘Thank you, sir. Have a FEW SEATS.” The crowd was howling for quite a while. As she sat down and tried to scream back at me, I announced on the mic that I could not understand her sonar calls when she is out of her salt water tank.”

Marti Gould Cummings

“Some basic white girl said, ‘You are just stereotyping people,’ and I replied with, ‘I am a chorus boy from a farm who didn’t make it on Broadway, so I am telling dick jokes in a bar at 1 A.M. for you until the Forever 21 opens up again—that is a stereotype. Now buy a drink and give me a tip.’ She got a drink and she tipped me $20.”



For more gag-worthy quotes go to the source: http://www.out.com/entertainment/michael-musto/2014/12/01/bianca-del-rio-sharon-needles-drag-stars-reveal-best-putdowns

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Tags: lgbtq / rights, rupaul / drag race
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