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Yes, he is crazy.


Jessica Simpson seems to be the only one who doesn't find her dad Joe's fixation with her copious cup size completely icky. When asked by Jane magazine whether she was bothered by his now infamous declaration about her double-D's ("You can't cover those suckers up!"), she immediately leaps to his defense.

"No, I've had double-D's for a long time," Jess helpfully points out. "Are you kidding? No. My family is extremely close. I talk to my mom about my sex life. That's not something that creeps me out."

According to the pneumatic bombshell, the former minister-turned-micromanager's boob assessment is merely a geographical quirk.

"We're Podunk Southern," says Simpson in a statement that will likely elicit loud groans from below the Mason-Dixon line. "And my dad is very open about his ideas and ... it's disgusting that people would actually think ... People are making a judgment on something that is false."

And future suitors take note: Jessica says she has no intention of cutting ties with her string-pulling pop, who was purportedly the proverbial third wheel in her doomed union to Nick Lachey.

Proclaims the career- and coif-makeover-needing starlet, "I believe that my dad is, and will go down in history as, one of the best managers in the business." 

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip/10-23-06_4?GT1=7702
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