Jacob Memoirs (logic_of_crocs) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Jacob Memoirs
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YONCE IS PREGNANT

Queen B is trying her best to cover up her lipod belly and it is giving us
2011 Roseland/Glastonbury Teas hennys!!!

Check out my investigative report, ONTD:
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WHY MAKE SURE YOUR COAT IS SECURE B? SURELY THE NEWLY SEXUALLY LIBERATED FEMINIST QUEEN ISNT NOW A QUEEN OF MODESTY??!?!?

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Is it purely coincidence that a PREGNANT Kate Middleton met B at the Knicks game? Probably exchanging PREGNANCY advice, like which designer trench coats are useful to cover up their fabulous fetus
beypreg2

BEYONCE (available on itunes) is usually a fan of alcohol (buy 7/11 on itunes) but here we see her new stockier self opt for a plain water, lime, with no ice
beypreg3

So in conclusion, Beyonce's stunt queen self is planning to officialy reveal the news when she accepts Album of The Year at The GRAMMY's

source: Me, Microsoft Paint, and the DAILY MAIL
Tags: beyoncé, ontd original, pregnancy
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