Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you..
Mister John Waters.
One of the most charming, sweet, funny and brilliant guys out there.
I wish we were BFF.
For those of you mistaking him for Steve Buschemi, here is a bit of info on Mr. Waters.
John is a film maker, writer, and all around cool guy. He has created such classics
as Pink Flamingos & my personal favorite, Serial Mom.
For a better idea of him, here are three quotes:
"As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any."
"Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so that I could get an abortion."
"If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you,
that's the first step to winning them over to your side."
And now, back to my post.
Two days ago John was somewhere in NY signing copies of Tennesse William's new book
of Memoirs, for which he wrote an introduction.
There is a better look.
He signed a number of copies.
And then read his introduction to a small audience.
And somewhere in between, a fan gave him a photo/drawing of his mouth.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the country, Lindsay accepted the award
for "breakthrough acting" at the "Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony"
She's one step closer to an Oscar.
And unfortunately, one step closer to complete mental retardation.
What's wrong with her face?
She can't even do her "sexy" pose anymore.
Or that thing she does when she pretends to be excited but really
we know she's just acting excited.
Crack cocaine is a helluva drug.
Source: Getty One & Getty Two.