Basically, this article is just Forbes showing signs of delirium from the dehydration. She's been hinting that something is coming VERY soon. Her team never confirmed anything, but we know at least a single is coming. MTV has begged her. Popjustice has put the RihannaWatch threat level on Critical Status. The Navy is depressed. The thirst is REALLY getting real. Not even the glaciers can save us now.