Glorious bastard Christoph Waltz will apparently join the cast of James Bond 24 as an "extremely cunning" character.
"It’s not immediately evident whether the part’s friend, or foe, or a bit of both," claims a Daily Fail hack, who calls Waltz's character a "nemesis of sorts."
"Chiwetel Ejiofor had been in talks for a villainous role in the film, but TheWrap confirmed several weeks ago that the deal never came together. It's believed that Waltz is taking over that role."
Bond 24 will be directed by Kate Winslett's ex, Sam Mendes, with filming to start in early December. Red Rackham, Moneypenny, Voldemort, and the creepy dude from Perfume are all returning, with rumoured cast members the famous one from Blue is the Warmest Colour and Drax.
Djesus had to see a medic on the set of Horrible Bosses 2 after he fired a gun too close to his head.
During the shoot, Waltz was left with ringing in his ears because the dingbat forgot to keep his weapon a safe distance away from his head when he fired it during a gun scene.
His co-star Charlie Day tells WENN, "Christoph Waltz injured himself the most. He shot off a gun and it was too close to his ear and he had to see a doctor 'cause his ear was ringing."