Gillian loves lemoñadé. (invisible_cunt) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Gillian loves lemoñadé.

i can't even think of a punned subject for this... BOOM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA

Stephen Hawking getting a divorce, reports say

Associated Press

LONDON -- Renowned astrophysicist and best-selling author Stephen Hawking is
getting a divorce, according to media reports Friday.

British newspapers reported he and his wife, Elaine, have lodged divorce papers
at Cambridge County Court.

Graham Jones, the office manager at the court, said he could not comment on
family cases.

Hawking's university spokeswoman, Judith Croasdell, declined to comment on the

Hawking has been married to his wife, Elaine, 55, for 11 years. Hawking divorced
in 1991 from his first wife, Jane, with whom he has three children.

The mathematics professor at the University of Cambridge has done groundbreaking
work on black holes and the origins of the universe, making him one of the
best-known theoretical physicists of his generation.

The 64-year-old scientist, author of the best seller "A Brief History of Time,"
is almost completely paralyzed by amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig's
disease. He communicates with the help of a voice synthesizer, which was
designed by his wife's previous husband.

when i read this, i immediately had his computer voice in my head saying
"it's over bitch". and i wonder what it's like to have sex with him....i mean,
did he have to keep typing on his computer things like 'give it to me baby'?

source: CTV
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