BONUS! This was in the program:
Dear Ms. Wintour,
I've seen you for sometime now, but I don't think you've ever seen me. I am a costume designer who has ventured into collections... Of underwear... I know, so base in concept! However, I've solved this runway issue by wrapping their presentation in fanciful displays of art and craftsmanship on a slew of gender blending beauties.
I'm inviting you to my show because I'd hate for you to feel left out.
I was never invited to show in New York until this year and I felt pretty left out... I'm sure you had nothing to do with this.
My last collection, which was also my first, received over 3 million hits and, for the last year, has been the center of discussion for gaggles of giggly gays and their allies worldwide. This next show promises to be even more acclaimed. I respectfully invite you to the debut of my second collection title, "Collection 3, Slut goes to the Moon". I sincerely hope you can attend.
Thank you for your time,
I'm surprised no one posted this. Who's your fave?