bananasnrum (bananasnrum) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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David O'Russell quit his latest crap movie and its so bad its only being released in the UK



Everyone's favorite overrated, douchebag filmmaker David O'Russell has a currently unreleased and not totally finished film titled Nailed... but you can't see it unless you're a not-so-lucky filmgoer in the UK.
This comedic project stars Jessica Biel as a waitress living life in poverty who somehow gets a nail stuck in her head. She then decides to go to Washington DC and fight for her rights to medical care due to this bizarre incident, in which she then meets a Congressman played by Jake Gyllenhaal. These two will no doubt fight, bicker, and then have sex together in the film because Hollywood never puts two people that good looking in a movie without them simulating the swapping of bodily fluids at some point.

Unfortunately, the movie was either so terrible to work on or O'Russell was such a prick on set (OR BOTH) that financing became a huge problem once the cameras were rolling. Being the upstanding beacon of directorial stability that he is, David O'Russell quit the film before a some majorly important scenes were shot. Quitters never win, David.

Since the producers and the studio Arrow Films need to recoup money from this bomb any way they can, Producer Kia Jam hired someone edit this movie despite the footage being in shambles. The films title also has been changed to Politics of Love- but it will only be released in the UK and there are no current plans to release it in America. Why? This is probably because any attempts to sell the film domestically on O'Russell's name and dubious Oscar nominated pedigree would result in no invitation for him at Harvey Weinstein's Holiday Party.

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Tags: film director, jake gyllenhaal, jessica biel (timberlake)
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