Abnormally Attracted To Sin (emtqueen85) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Abnormally Attracted To Sin
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IT'S TIME FOR WOMEN'S ALL-AROUND, Y'ALL! (WELL, ALMOST)

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, KING UCHIMURA REIGNS SUPREME AS HE TAKES HIS FIFTH FUCKING ALL-AROUND TITLE IN MEN'S GYMNASTICS! I SWEAR TO GOD, THE DAY HE DOES NOT WIN AN AA COMPETITION IS THE DAY THE WORLD EXPLODES FROM THE COLLECTIVE SHOCK. CONGRATS TO TEAM GREAT BRITAIN WITH MAX WHITLOCK'S SILVER MEDAL!

THE WOMEN'S ALL-AROUND STARTS AT 7PM NANNING TIME (7AM EST). I WON'T BE AROUND BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK AT THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN; SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A BAKER, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE SHIT YOU NEED IN ORDER TO WATCH AND HOPEFULLY I'LL COME BACK TO SOME EXCELLENT COMMENTARY.

NOW YOU ALL KNOW THAT QUEEN BILES IS GOING TO SLAY EVERYONE, BUT DON'T LET THAT DETER YOU BECAUSE THE BATTLE FOR SILVER AND BRONZE SHOULD BE INTERESTING. LET'S ALL GATHER IN A PRAYER CIRCLE THAT KYLA ROSS STAYS HEALTHY AND DOESN'T SCRATCH AA SO MYKAYLA SKINNER DOESN'T GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO FUG UP THE JOINT.

QUEEN SIMONE BILES: 59.599
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FELL ON BARS IN QUALIFICATIONS, SO ADD ABOUT ONE POINT TO HER SCORE. EVEN WITH A FALL, SHE'LL STILL LIKELY WIN, BUT LET'S HOPE SHE DOESN'T VANESSA FERARRI THE COMPETITION.

QUEEN ALIYA MUSTAFINA: 58.874
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RUSSIA HAD A PRETTY SHIT DAY IN TEAM FINALS AND EVEN THE FIREBIRD HAD HER MISTAKES. SHE'S CLEARLY TIRED, BUT EXPECT HER TO BRING IT.

PRINCESS LARISSA IORDACHE: 58.365
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UNLESS CATALINA PONOR AND SANDRA IZBASA COME BACK AND UNTIL DIANA BULIMAR RECOVERS, ROMANIA MIGHT AS WELL SEND EVERYBODY ELSE HOME AND JUST COMPETE LARISSA SINCE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WORTH ANYTHING.

YAO JINNAN: 58.032
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WHOOO, CHINA DONE GOOFED IN TEAM FINALS. YAO HAS HAD A TOUGH TIME IN AA COMPETITION, WHICH IS WHY SHE WANTS TO CHANGE HER NAME TO YAO ZIYI. SHE'S GOING TO NEED SOME HOME COOKING AND MISTAKES FROM OTHERS TO GET INTO THE MEDALS, METHINKS.

KYLA ROSS: 57.941
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SHE HAS BEEN GETTING HAMMERED BY THE JUDGES THESE WORLDS. MYKAYLA SKINNER JUST BARELY GOT 3-PER-COUNTRYED OUT BECAUSE THE JUDGES ARE BEING FAR TOO LENIENT ON SHITTY EXECUTION FOR BIG SKILLS AND EVISCERATING LESS DIFFICULT GYMNASTICS THAT'S DONE WELL. THERE WAS LESS THAN 2 TENTHS OF A POINT BETWEEN THE TWO, THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? KYLA WAS SERIOUSLY BORN INTO THE WRONG CODE. SHE'VE DONE REALLY WELL IN 1996.

VANESSA FERARRI: 57.231
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HAD HER TIME IN THE SUN AS THE 2006 WORLD AA CHAMPION WITH A FALL, BUT IS STILL GOING STRONG AND WEARS THE HORRIFIC ITALIAN LEOTARDS LIKE A CHAMP.

SHANG CHUNSONG: 57.123
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THIS BITCH IS EITHER 10 OR SERIOUSLY STUNTED. GOT SOME HOME COOKING IN TEAM FINALS MAINLY FOR BEING ABLE TO LAND A FULL-IN ON THOSE TWIGS SHE CALLS LEGS.


YO, CAN WE GET A SPORTS/ATHLETES - GYMNASTICS TAG, PLEASE?

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