costantinini (costantinini) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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BREAKING NEWS: Kelis doesn't like milkshakes

Our entire lives have been a lie

Speaking to a reporter after a recent performance in Berlin, she said: "Funnily, enough I don't actually drink milkshakes."

Now, if you're anything like us, this earth-shattering news puts into doubt everything you previously took as a certainty.

In a topsy-turvy world, the one thing we thought we could be 100% sure on was that Kelis liked a good 'shake.

This staggering news has pretty much shattered our very concept of reality, and we're a little bit scared.

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