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Gay 'Lost' stars Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly are getting married next summer, the better to stay in the closet.
The fake couple, who play former drug addict Charlie Pace and feisty fugitive Kate Austin in the hit series, met on set and got engaged "earlier" this year, fooling nearly no one about their true orientations.
They are now making plans to tie the knot next summer.
A source said: "They decided the time was right and they are very much in love, or at least that's what they tell the press. It will be a summer wedding."
Dominic recently revealed he was desperate to become a father, though he still really misses Viggo's cock.
He said: "I've been broody since, like, 11! I love kids. I love being around wild animals (hence his love for Lilly) or babies because it's a pure interaction there. They're all about the moment. So I love being around babies. It's fun."
EDIT: With all the light and love I bring to this site, I'm honestly shocked at the response to my post. You make Principino cry, fangirls :( But, seriously, Dom and Evvie are still gay and the least convincing couple in Hawaii, and as much as it sticks in your craw that won't change. <3, principino