poison_ivy_1 (poison_ivy_1) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Celeb quotes...

"What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?"
Scarlett Johansson, voted Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, on her other attributes

"My behavior was a reaction to the persistent attack from the paparazzi."
Avril Lavigne, issuing an apology for spitting at photographers while out celebrating her 22nd birthday in Hollywood, on her Web site

"Where's Osama bin Laden?"
The Daily Show host Jon Stewart, abruptly changing the subject after offering tea and a Twinkie to Pakistan President Gen. Pervez Musharraf

"I would really love to have Eminem on the show. I don't think he knows that my demographic audience is so involved in Eminem music."
Martha Stewart, to the Associated Press

"Don't worry, honey, you'll grow into your nose one day."
Sofia Coppola, recalling mentor Anjelica Huston's advice to her on having a strong profile, at Premiere magazine's Women in Hollywood Awards

"Last year I covered dating territory from twenty-one to sixty-one."
Jack Nicholson, on his equal-opportunity approach to romance, to Rolling Stone

"I can't do a crunk record, and I'm not shooting anybody, so I can't do that kind of music. This is a vulnerable album, meant to make you feel good."
Diddy, on what to expect on his new album, Press Play, to Billboard

"It is a kind of 'Boratistan'. It is a country of one. I mean people in their sane minds would probably know that any real country cannot be like what he describes in his show."
– Kazakh embassy spokesman Roman Vassilenko, explaining his country's ad campaign refuting Borat's (a.k.a. Sacha Baron Cohen) portrayal of the Central Asian nation

"There is a man named Roman Vassilenko, who is claiming to be the press secretary of Kazakhstan. Please don't listen to him: He is a Uzbek impostor, and is currently being hunted by our agents."
Borat, in a press conference outside the Kazakh embassy


  "I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
John Mayer talks about his penis.

 "This was one of those things that I wanted to keep under wraps and then my brother kind of let the cat out of the bag."
Nick Carter On saying he cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson.
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