ur mama (cacaballbutt) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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TOYS DO NOT A PATERNITY TEST BUY


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In between talking to any news outlet that'll have him, Larry Birkhead stepped out for a little shopping spree at a Toys 'R Us store in New York City. We're assuming all the merch in the bag is for Anna Nicole Smith's new daughter who Larry maintains is his. And as Us Weekly puts it, somewhere, Howard K. Stern is heading over to the local Bahaman branch of KB Toys, muttering, "I'll see your pink bear and raise you an electric blue unicorn!" Yes, being the bastard child of a white trash broken family has its perks!

-fadedyouth

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