Why would a woman start an Instagram account (and a Twitter account and a Facebook account and a website) for her Bradley Cooper cardboard cutout and name it My Life with Bradley Cooper?
“Because, friends, this is America,” writes mom Danielle on her website. “So why not?”
We can’t argue with that logic. Especially when the resulting photos are this good. Borderline creepy? Sure. But hey, she’s just living her dream.
“The fact is, while most of us don’t actually live our lives with movie stars, many of us wish we did. … This is the land of the free and the brave, where all things can happen. Especially if you make them happen,” she writes. “Who am I to buck the system? If I want a life with Bradley Cooper, well, then…I’ll just make one up.”
Cooper himself, she notes, has nothing to do with this (and is, at this point, seemingly unaware). The project “is simply one woman’s quest to crack herself up.”
She’s been posting photos of her family and Cooper since April, and these are the best ones: