funhouse (funhouse) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

ONTD ORIGINAL: The alternative hot [association] football players list

(grande_latte, ha impact)

Did YOUR fave make it?

Brazil - Hulk

Mexico - Héctor Moreno

Croatia - Dejan Lovren
also known as "the one whose ass we saw in the paparazzi pics"

Cameroon - Aurélien Chedjou

Netherlands - Memphis Depay

Chile - Mauricio Pinilla
looks better dressed, trust me

Australia - Tommy Oar
runner up, Matthew Leckie

Spain - Xabi Alonso
licky licky yum yum, what a great guy

Colombia - Teófilo Gutiérrez

Côte d'Ivoire - Yaya Touré

Japan - Keisuke Honda
wtf at all the shirtless pictures of him being LJ icon sized

Greece - Orestis Karnezis

Costa Rica - Dave Myrie

Italy - Leonardo Bonucci
because Claudio Marchisio looks like my brother and i'm not going to do that to myself

Uruguay - Luis Suárez
because cannibalism is sexy

England - Glen Johnson
the fact rooney wasn't picked is outrageous

France - Olivier Giroud
married, but available

Ecuador - Antonio Valencia
one of the players who had really sexy tight shirts

Switzerland - Ricardo Rodríguez
despite what this pic says, he has some very pretty lips

Honduras - Maynor Figueroa

Argentina - Ezequiel Lavezzi

Nigeria - Vincent Enyeama

Iran - Alireza Haghighi

Bosnia & Hertzegovina - Miralem Pjanić

Germany - King Mario Götze
please don't be crude and mention any bulge pics

United States - NO WORTHY CANDIDATES. Delegated to Carlos Bocanegra

Ghana - Kevin Prince Boateng

Portugal - Cristiano Ronaldo
the only portuguese player in the fifa world cup 2014

Belgium - Nacer Chadli

Korea - Jung Sung-Ryong

Russia - Yuri Lodygin

Algeria - Essaïd Belkalem

This post is dedicated to the good reasontorhyme who requested it, and all the users who have made the live viewing posts hilarious. XO

Source: ONTD posts by grande_latte

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Tags: ontd original, sports / athletes - soccer / football

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