Britney Spears Is Considering Using Enemas To Lose Weight

Britney Spears is considering using enemas in order to lose weight. According to the latest gossip, Britney has packed on about thirty pounds and wants to get back into shape without the added work of exercise.


A source revealed, “Britney will do anything to avoid working out and eating sensibly to slim down. She started doing research about creative ways to lose weight and read that Marilyn Monroe swore by enemas to keep her figure. Britney has always idolized Marilyn. To her Marilyn was the ultimate beauty who managed to indulge herself while still looking great. She learned about how Marilyn relied on enemas, she figured to maybe give it a try.”

The source went on to say, “That is the problem with Britney. She’s so impressionable and impulsive that she dives into things head first instead of erring on the side of caution. If and when Britney does decide to use enemas for weight loss, I’m sure she’ll be careful to choose a safe method. But at the end of the day, quick fixes like this aren’t the solution to her weight troubles.”

The spy added, “Britney would be better off eating a balanced diet and heading to the gym, which would be a whole lot healthier and far less uncomfortable.”

Any unique ways you have tried to get rid of weight?