gossipgirlfr (winonaforever) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Mila Kunis Warns Future Fathers to Stop Saying "We Are Pregnant"

Mila Kunis has some sage advice for future fathers!

The "Third Person" star stopped by "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on Tuesday, where she went on a rant about dads-to-be who use the word "we" to describe their baby mama's pregnancies.

"My wife and I are pregnant," Jimmy Kimmel said. "We are having a baby very soon as well."

"Oh, you both are having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?" Mila asked, before removing her microphone and storming off to grab a hand-held mic.

"Hello, I'm Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers," the 30-year-old actress said. "Stop saying, 'We're pregnant.' You're not pregnant!"

"Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila," she added. "We can't have anything because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."

Amen, Mila!

Tags: jimmy kimmel, mila kunis

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