Words of advice from drunk Reese Witherspoon (videos are back up)

Cara Delevingne was in an elevator with a very drunk and twangy and chatty Reese Witherspoon (also appearing: a very drunk and hot mess Zooey Deshchanel). Reese shared her inability to pronounce Cara's name fucking right, and advised that, "The important thing about a name, for a girl, is that a man can whisper it in his pillow."

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Cara took them down, but they're on youtube now. Reese's publicist must've cut a bitch. They weren't even that ~scandalous~ but I guess we can't have Southern Belle Reese throwing down fucks everywhere.