glittergary (glittergary) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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Jay Z, Beyoncé, Kanye West, Rihanna, and Chris Brown Sued for $2.4 Billion

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A massive conspiracy involving some of the biggest names in the entertainment industry appears to have gone on for years, completely undetected by everyone.

Everyone, that is, except Richard Dupree.

Dupree, currently residing in the California State Prison in Corcoran, CA, filed a suit last week that leveled some troubling accusations at music’s biggest stars. According to Dupree, Jay Z and Beyoncé have been working with federal authorities including the CIA, FBI, and Department of Homeland Security to spy on him and use satellite technology to steal the lyrics he has been penning from his jail cell.

Even more appalling is that the trio of Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Kanye West have been in cahoots with Mr. and Mrs. Carter, and together according to Dupree’s suit “robbed [him] for hundreds of millions, even billions, in the satellite organization.”


And what, pray tell, does Dupree want in return for this heinous crime perpetrated against him? Honestly not that much. He requests only a small monetary award of $2.4 billion, and that he be released from prison immediately.

And they say there are too many baseless lawsuits these days!

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Tags: beyoncé, black celebrities, chris brown, jay-z, kanye west, legal / lawsuit, nobody, rihanna
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