"Let's put it this way, I've had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together."
– Miranda Kerr, when asked if she's a member of the the mile-high club, to British GQ
"In the quelle coïncidence category, 'meet Ms. Gaga,' and I haven't done that yet. Any way?"
– Bill Murray, who checked a major item off his bucket list when he met (and took a selfie!) with the Artpop singer, on the Late Show with David Letterman
"To all who helped create #HIMYM, well played. To all who enjoyed watching it, I respectfully request the highest of fives. #thanks"
– Neil Patrick Harris, bidding adieu to his CBS comedy How I Met Your Mother, on Twitter
"The fact that I'm wearing a chick's ring on my finger is probably a dead giveaway. Not very subtle."
– Johnny Depp, who quietly confirmed his engagement to Amber Heard by wearing what seemed to be her diamond bauble, according to the Associated Press
"It's so refreshing that Mindy feels comfortable to let herself go and be a fat sea monster."
– Mindy Kaling, mocking the back-handed compliments she received after telling Vogue she doesn't "want to be skinny," on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"We want more ratings, too. Take a little time to enjoy our view!"
– Jenny McCarthy, who, alongside co-host Sherri Shepherd, took a cue from Girls star Lena Dunham and went topless on TV, on The View
"My liver's not going to make it."
– Blake Shelton, who joked about turning to alcohol to cope with this season's tight competition, on The Voice
"I'm 33 weeks right now. I'm at the point where I give up. I threw in the towel."
– Mom-to-be Kendra Wilkinson, temporarily swapping her healthy eating habits for a few guiltier pleasures, to PEOPLE
"I think he's delicious."
– Halle Berry, boasting about hubby Olivier Martinez and his sexy new gig on Revenge, to Extra
"Remember flaws are ok :-)"
– Lorde, posting both an edited and untouched image of herself to encourage fans to embrace imperfections, on Twitter
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
O, Mile-high Miranda!
Bill Murray, Gaga, and Letterman walk into a bar...
Neil High-Fiving Harris
Have you Heard that Johnny has gone over the Depp end for Amber?
Hooray for Boobies
Brewskies with Blake
Kendra's not countin' calories
Berries and Olives are delicious
Lorde loathes photoshop
Happy Four Four Friday, ONTD! :-) xoxo