Tabloid Cover Wednesday

why the fuck is there lettuce in a condom

Why not

lmao, that was my first thought

someone on here once said that Paula Deen looks like an old Katy Perry and I can't unsee it

and lol god all this Bachelor shit, who even watches that

mte I can't believe this shit is still on tv

I'll admit I've watched it but it's never been like, "OMG THIS IS THE BEST SHOW. IT'S SO ROMANTIC, I NEED TO FIND LOVE LIKE THIS!!!" It's more of watching a train wreck thing... But know people who have viewing parties and go loco over it. It's sad but lol ABC is playing it up to their key demographic which is white girls who love The Notebook.

I always watch the first couple of episodes when there are still a ton of people because it is hilarious in a train wreck way. After all the crazies are eliminated it's just boring and I don't get why anyone would watch it. It's like watching rich people go on vacation. dnw

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Cannot unsee

I want that spring roll.

life after scandal, really? not life after being a racist cunt?

lol There's no "after" tho

I do wonder where the fuck all the Queen's reserve money went she went from 35 million to 1 million? and she's gotten a steady increase of money in the last few years?

i read that william and kate headline and "pinching peenis" you know where my mind is at

lmao

Royals going broke? they should do what they do best

colonize another country?

bingo

lol

They should try and recolonize a few states here. Like Arizona.

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can you imagine them getting a -gasp- real job?

kate would probably work as a mommy blogger

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These posts always leave me hungry.

ANDI GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE LAST NIGHT.

You can't watch The Bachelor unless you watch it like it's MSTEK and she became self aware and it's so great when they do.