You ever wonder why rock stars wear such tight pants? Size always matters, no matter how many number one records records you have! Legends concerning musicians with amazing “greatest hits packages” have become part of the rock ‘n ‘roll myth. And we’ve assembled 10 of the very biggest…
Some salacious stories have been making the rounds for decades, while newer ones are coming to light thanks to the miracle of technology. Websites like Groupie Dirt have afforded us an invaluable data-base of rock star bedroom habits and (ahem) “anatomy,” courtesy of ladies who’ve (allegedly) shared intimate moments with their favorite artists. Granted, we can’t TOTALLY confirm that 100 percent of these adventures are true, but we have a funny feeling that these dudes won’t mind. There are worst stories to spread, after all! Plus, they’re pretty hilarious. So head up to the gallery above for some tall tales of rock legends who apparently are packin’ some serious pipe. Get ready to rock out with….well, you know the rest.
Carmen Bryan, the self-proclaimed "Hip Hop Helen of Troy," recently penned tell-all memoir in which she is very complimentary about the size of Hova's disco stick, comparing it to a baby’s arm, the neck on a giraffe, and an elephant’s trunk. Of slightly more dubious (but endlessly more amusing) validity, is a quote off of Tales From A Groupie, which says that Jay has "the biggest d--k you will ever see in your life...Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."
The Led Zep frontman has one of the most iconic crotches in rock history, and according to groupies, it's not just for show. His exploits are splattered all throughout the pages of the tell-all Zep chronicle Hammer of the Gods, and groupies claim that his "Moby Dick" weighs in (metaphorically speaking) at 10 inches.
We've ALL see the Motley Crue member's member in his infamous "leaked" sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson. So let's just move along. However, our private theory is that he leaked the tape himself just to show off.
The size of Tom Jones' manhood has been told in showbiz gossip since the '60s, but more recently revealed the name of his famous bulge. According to Cosmo he settled on the stately "Wendell," as it means "wanderer or seeker." But there's so much more: The 73-year-old also described his minty fresh regiment for keeping Wendell in tip-top shape. "I use Listerine to make sure everything down there is sterile, like a surgeon before an op... It’'s a good way to do it. I say that mouthwash is not only for gargling.”
When asked which rock star had the biggest penis of all, super-groupie Connie Hamzy didn't hesitate before choosing the News lead singer. "He's the biggest. I've always said he's the biggest," she admitted to Howard Stern on his radio show back in 2010
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what's the biggest/smallest you've had?