• Perhaps the most elaborate – and eyebrow-raising – speech of the night came from Penn, who kicked off his several minute presentation asking if the drinks are still free inside the ceremony.
Even apologizing for "rambling so much," he still went on to say in honor of Roberts – most likely referring to Eat Pray Love, "[She] is one of the select group of actresses who can make on-screen eating sexy … I could watch her eat … for hours on end, even if the food got stuck in her teeth. I want her to make an eating movie in 3-D, but the interactive supplies not only the 3-D glasses, but also a virtual toothpick with which I could collect souvenirs correcting my insomnia with the comfort of those virtual morsels kept carefully beneath my pillow."
As guests laughed – and scratched their heads – he continued, "How great would it be to sit there watching a Julia Roberts movie [as] she's eating corn on the cob and then something gets stuck and you can take your virtual toothpick and say, 'I got that bit?' "
Roberts's response: "Well, Jesus, how the [expletive] do I say anything after all that? The great Sean Penn, thank you."
What do we think folks? Drunk? He and Julia both seemed like they hit that liquor hard (she took her shoes off to accept her award)