pedantstools (peddlestools) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Game of Thrones porn parody teaser, ooh buoy

Please note that there is no sex in the trailer but the iron throne is made of dildos tbh.

We've got a long wait until Game of Thrones returns next March... but fear not! Episodes of Game of Bones, the porn parody from director Lee Roy Myers, will start appearing on the Web in just a couple of weeks. (Including a female Joffrey!) We've got the first exclusive teaser and cast photos, plus an interview with Myers. [Go to source to read it! The interviewer asks if Daenerys eats a horse heart and Myers says she puts something in her mouth.]

Scroll down [Click through the cut] to see cast photos for Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming, which debuts its first episode on on Oct. 25. Not pictured, according to Myers, are "pornified" versions of Varys, Tyrion Lannister, Jorah Mormont, and King Joffrey, "played by a legal-aged female."

Margaery Tyrell played by Aaliyah Love [omg good casting on this one tbh]

Robb Stark (Tommy Pistol) and Talisa (Dana DeArmond)

Cersei, played by Tanya Tate, and Margaery Tyrell played by Aaliyah Love

Jon Snow played by James Deen [lmao dat wig, that's worse than the one he wore in the true blood parody]

Daenerys Targaryen played by Anikka Albrite, and Daario Naharis played by Aaron Wilcox

Ygritte played by Claire Robbins

Where's Littlefinger? PS: This is a porn post.

Tags: game of thrones (hbo)

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