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Must everything spiral into warfare and bitter personal attacks? Sadly, the respective twitters of the writers for CBS's "Elementary" and Fox's "Sleepy Hollow" are not free from the curse. See if you can stomach the carnage below:

Dear @sleepywriters,
Not to brag, but we could totally kick your asses at ping pong.
Your pals, @ELEMENTARYStaff.

— Elementary Writers (@ELEMENTARYStaff) October 10, 2013

Dear @ELEMENTARYStaff,
We kind of doubt it.
Nothin but love, @sleepywriters

— SleepyHollowWriters (@sleepywriters) October 10, 2013

Dear @sleepywriters,
Our antagonist is way cuter than your antagonist.
Warm regards, @ELEMENTARYStaff pic.twitter.com/XfOjDQ5iXW

— Elementary Writers (@ELEMENTARYStaff) October 10, 2013

Dear @ELEMENTARYStaff ,
Our protagonist is cuter than your protagonist.
<3, @sleepywriters pic.twitter.com/9BJOZBrBvc

— SleepyHollowWriters (@sleepywriters) October 10, 2013

Dear @sleepywriters,
We have a turtle.
Best wishes, @ELEMENTARYStaff pic.twitter.com/vetFEb2edO

— Elementary Writers (@ELEMENTARYStaff) October 10, 2013

Dear @ELEMENTARYStaff
We have a head.
Sincerely, @sleepywriters pic.twitter.com/gJAA5QG0Ia

— SleepyHollowWriters (@sleepywriters) October 10, 2013

Dear @sleepywriters,
Our scary bald guy shops cooler clothing stores than your scary bald guy. Hugs,@ELEMENTARYStaff pic.twitter.com/CTY2hSnWP2

— Elementary Writers (@ELEMENTARYStaff) October 10, 2013

Then things got ugly.

Dear @CSIWritersRoom ,
So -- alliance against the @ELEMENTARYStaff?
Best wishes, @sleepywriters

— SleepyHollowWriters (@sleepywriters) October 10, 2013

.@Ipstenu @sleepywriters @ELEMENTARYStaff we couldn't possibly. We're so nice over here. ;)

— CSI Writers' Room (@CSIWritersRoom) October 10, 2013

So, @sleepywriters. Afraid to take us on your own, are you? We see how it is. Wimps. @CSIWritersRoom.

— Elementary Writers (@ELEMENTARYStaff) October 10, 2013

Source 1, 2, 3

The feud is still ongoing and claiming countless lives in its wake. idk why Sleepy Hollow hasn't played the Cho card yet, but maybe they're afraid of unleashing such power on the world.