Badgirlriri promotes the captivity and mutilation of exotic animals; selfie used to catch criminals

Rihanna is a woman of many talents — she's a smoker of L's, a talented thrower of side-eye, a kidnapper of fans, a possible giver of Herpes, and now, a quasi-international crime stopper.

RiRi was in Thailand on vacation this weekend when she saw a slow loris she couldn't resist. The bad girl posted a picture of herself with the adorable Ramona Singer-eyed primate on Instagram, receiving more than 200,000 likes.

Among those who did not like the photo were Thai authorities, who tracked down the two men who allegedly provided Rihanna with the slow loris, a protected species in Thailand.

"Phuket authorities were alerted to the picture (of Rihanna), and last night police arrested the two individuals who brought out the loris as a photo opportunity for tourists," a Phuket district chief told the AP.

The locals, a 16-year-old boy and a 20-year-old man, face four years in prison and a fine of approximately $1,300.

I feel like watching Locked Up Abroad now. Those Thai prisons are no joke.