The first FULL review of Work Bitch is out!

This song is amazing.

(We will elaborate later.)

Two hours pass…

So yes, the promised elaboration. As we explained on Twitter earlier, we’ve decided that our review should take the form of a question and answer session with fans, because often there are things fans want to know about big releases like this and they don’t feel that their real questions are answered by a more conventional sort of review.

So here are fifty questions (picked at random, with all the duplicate ones about RuPaul removed) and fifty answers regarding ‘Work Bitch’.

Is it the best song of half 2013?

We’ll need a few more listens before we can answer that. It is a great single.

When we hear it in a club, will we turn this shit up?
The turning up of ‘shit’ will not be your responsibility, unless you are a DJ. If you are a DJ yes you probably should turn this shit up. (It sounds loud even if you listen to it quite quietly.)

does the single lives to its BIG BIG BIG expectations?
Can any Britney single ever meet the ridiculous expectations of ‘the internet’? Probably not, but one thing we’re sure of is that it won’t confirm the worst fears of some Britney fans. (Which is to say, it’s not just some generic trance track with Britney over the top.)

in terms of a “BRITNEY 1ST SINGLE” how you you place it against its predecessors: Womanizer, Gimme More, HIAM, etc
Well it passes the ‘Finish Listening To It For The First Time And Go “Blimey”‘ test, which is one of the most important tests when it comes to a first single. Britney will probably be wise to follow this with a more traditional ‘songy’ sort of song, but ‘Work Bitch’ is a good impact tune.

whats the opening line??
The opening is instrumental…

what sound is it?!?!
It recalls the attitude of ‘Blackout’, but in a song crafted for a post-EDM pop landscape. This record wouldn’t sound like it does if EDM hadn’t happened, but at the same time it’s a Britney track first and foremost. The most exciting bit is the middle eight which goes all epic and spacey with some proper hands-in-the-lasers lyrics.

Blackout 2.0???
It doesn’t sound like it, but the lyrical theme (basically ‘if you want what I’ve got, you’ve got to work’) has the right attitude for a ‘Blackout 2.0′ sort of album. One feels as though the first ‘Blackout’ was a bit of an “I’m back and I’m amazing” statement and whatever this next album is should, perhaps, be more of an “I’m still here, I’m the best and here is the benefit of my wisdom” sort of affair. Basically, it should be a “yes I’m 31, what of it” sort of album, rather than “I’m pretending to be 21″.

The new single from Britney has vocals?
It is correct that this song is not an instrumental.

is WorkBitch different from the Femme Fatale sound?

is #WorkBitch radio friendly?

what makes this single different than the other lead singles that Britney has released in the past?
It is not released in the past.

how much of it is auto tuned?
It doesn’t sound like has hit her round the head with a ZX Spectrum if that’s what you’re asking.

Is it a personal song?
That might be pushing it to be honest.

is it better than Hold It Against Me as a first single?
It’s hard to say, they’re quite different. Isn’t this the sort of question you can only really answer with hindsight?

how long is the song ???
Just over four minutes.

Why isn’t it 10/10? What do you feel is missing from the track that would make it 10?
It would have been good if the amazing middle eight had sort of crashed back into the song in the final moments.

is a good advice for gaga stop her carreir after work bitch?
That would be a bit silly wouldn’t it.

Expose that pig
Don’t know what this means.

how many times does she say bitch?
Quite a few.

is it more of a grower or an instant-fave?

Hard to say after a couple of listens. It works as an instant song though.

can you give us a small teaser of some lyrics? something minor?

what PART of “Supermodel” is sampled in the song??
Can’t hear any of that in it, was this ever confirmed?

LOTS MORE OF THE REVIEW AT THE SOURCE (Also says it DOES NOT sound like Scream & Shout) :)