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This Is Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was A Failure

Miley Cyrus. The VMAs. Brooklyn. 2013. This is the year Miley is showing the world that she’s a ~grown woman~. Sound familiar?….


Of course it does. Clearly, Miley’s inspiration for the night was none other than the queen of the VMAs herself, pop music extraordinaire, and everyday legend: Miss Britney Spears.


The following is a case study of what Miley was going for vs. what actually happened.

WHAT MILEY CYRUS WAS TRYING TO DO: Appear mysteriously. Britney achieved this with dramatic music and a giant spider-looking thing that turned around to reveal her literal “not so innocent” self.



WHAT MILEY CYRUS ACTUALLY DID: Miley came out of a monkey’s chest.



WHAT MILEY CYRUS WAS TRYING TO DO: She was trying to have her “I’m a grown woman!” moment. Britney achieved this with a sexy and sparkly striptease. She also wore a fedora and one of those cordless pop music microphones.



OMG! So cutting edge.



THAT THONG. So unexpected.



WHAT MILEY CYRUS ACTUALLY DID: She danced around with a bunch of oversized stuffed animals and unenthused pink bears.



She fist-pumped and screamed.



And had a stuffed animal rub her back.



Then her clothes came off and she took out a large finger with a big red nail.



WHAT MILEY CYRUS WAS TRYING TO DO: Get into the zone and really have a moment with herself. Britney achieved this by dancing her ass off. She also had crimped hair.



WHAT MILEY CYRUS ACTUALLY DID: Make pink bears sad.



See:



Basically, I think you get the point. This is how you do a coming-of-age performance:



And this is how you don’t:



I left some of it out because it was too much so check it out at the source.

And lol I didn't notice the teddy bears are high too rme



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Tags: award show - mtv vmas, britney spears, miley cyrus, robin thicke
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