sparkhack (sparkhack) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

I went to Corey Feldman's birthday party

DISCLAIMER: I was only allowed to attend Corey's birthday party under the condition that he have final edit of whatever I write. Below is the text approved by Corey Feldman.
by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete

You probably know Corey Feldman from classic movies like Lost Boys, Stand By Me, and the Goonies. But for the last year or so, he's been working on a new project, a "360-degree interactive experience" called Corey's Angels.

Corey's Angels are, essentially, Corey's version of the Playboy Playmates: a gang of handpicked babes who constantly surround him. Only instead of chilling at the Playboy Mansion, they gather with Corey in his house (which he's dubbed "The Feldmansion").

Here's how his website describes the venture:

"Corey for the first time in his adult life is currently single. Corey also being an actor musician has the good fortune of traveling all over the world where he has the opportunity to meet gorgeous and beautiful women of all races and types of ethnicity. Now for the first time he is merging all of those worlds together by creating Corey's Angels."

Lucky for us, Corey is going to be throwing several parties a year that plebs like you and I will be able to attend for just $250.

Ron Jeremy, Tom Green, Woody Harrelson, and Chris Kirkpatrick have all previously been spotted at Corey's parties. When I found out that the hottest names in Hollywood were going to be living it up in a mansion with some of the hottest bitches on the planet I knew I had to see that shit with my own two eyes.

If you're feeling like a super-VIP experience, there are extras you can splash out for, too. For instance, $500 will get you an hour in Corey's private hot tub with security and bottle sevice. $2,500 will get you a private poolside cabana with "private angel service".

This is Corey introducing the first of the evening's many surprises. Canadian celebrity DJ and founding member of Corey's Angels, DJ Courtney. Oh yeah, and the whole evening was being filmed for the pilot of an online reality show that Corey is making about his life with the Corey's Angels.

And then, some time around 2:30 AM, the party was over. As we were leaving, a precession of babes were making their way up the grand staircase to Corey's bedroom. "You guys headed upstairs to sleep?" asked one of the party guests. "Ha! Sleeping is probably the last thing we'll be doing tonight!" came the reply.

Happy birthday, man!

Tags: 1980s, 1990s, actor / actress

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