New poster for "Thor: The Dark World"

By the beard of Odin! Behold the latest poster for Thor: The Dark World.

Christopher Eccleston’s Malekith the Accursed looms large, the sky falls, Tom Hiddleston’s eternal troublemaker Loki cackles, and Natalie Portman’s Jane squeezes in close to Chris Hemsworth’s hero, sporting her own fetching Asgardian armor.

What hints does this provide for the Nov. 8 release? Not a whole lot, although it shows the entire cosmic cast of characters reunited as Malekith’s army of dark elves marches forward in silhouette across the bottom.

In the film (directed by Game of Thrones‘ Alan Taylor) Portman’s character gets drawn from Earth to Thor’s celestial realm of Asgard as a means of keeping her safe, so she remains very much a damsel in distress.

If we want ass-kicking, that would be the domain of Jaimie Alexander’s Sif, the goddess warrior off to Thor’s right, and his longtime ally (also his one-time lover, who in the comics was set to marry her.) Might we see a bit of a romantic triangle forming between her, Thor, and this helpless human astrophysicist?

Some problems can’t be solved with the smash of a hammer.

But Malekith …? He’s probably very fixable with a few well-placed swings.


Personally not loving the poster, but hot damn am I here for this movie.