M (shesnotme) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

15 Greatest Madonna's Non-Singles

Madonna's impressive career turns 30 today. Her debut album was released exactly 30 years ago.

Madonna's done it all. And we've pretty much covered it all. So when we sat down to decide the best way to celebrate the anniversary of Madonna's debut album, released 30 years ago, we elected to dig up some of the forgotten or unheralded gems scattered liberally throughout her three-decade-spanning catalogue rather than predictably rank her best albums, singles, or videos—which we've more or less done on various other lists over the years anyway. With the exception of one B-side, one compilation cut, and one remix, all of our picks can be found on a Madonna studio album—a testament to the singer's strength as an album artist, particularly in the '90s. These are songs that, in a more adventurous world, could have been hits, and in some cases where the releases were nixed last minute, almost were, their breadth and depth reflective of an artist unwilling to allow herself to be defined. And just for shits and giggles, we ranked 'em.

15. "Physical Attraction." "Maybe we were meant to be together/Even though we never met before." If that doesn't sum up the relationship between Madonna and her instant fanbase circa her self-titled debut, I don't know what does. "Physical Attraction" finds Madonna, still believably coquettish and naïve at this early point, tellingly offering her permission to take things to the next level. The girl was in the driver's seat from day one, and never slid aside for anyone. Eric Henderson

14. "Easy Ride." The literal and figurative denouement to both 2003's divisive American Life and, more broadly, Madonna's folktronica period, "Easy Ride" is the ultimate exemplar of Madge and Mirwais's obsession with marrying acoustic guitars, squelchy synths, and deconstructed orchestral arrangements. Her vocals start off raw, nearly unrecognizable, and eventually grow fuller and richer until she admits what nearly every move of her 30-year career attests to: "What I want is to live forever." Sal Cinquemani

12. "Gang Bang." Even before she splattered blood across three-story projection backdrops during her MDNA Tour, the gruesome imagery, the seemingly contemptuous snatches of dubstep, and the purely exploitative application of violence in what is otherwise an exercise in horror as fashion statement ("He deserved it") within the Nancy Sinatra-swiping "Gang Bang" already positioned Madonna right alongside the new French extremists. There is no statement here, no empowerment, no redemption. Just a thrilling moment of reckless respite, the sort of indulgence only someone who has attained a certain level of renown can truly savor. Henderson

9. "Sky Fits Heaven." This Ray of Light track is famous for being lyrically inspired by British poet Max Blagg's 1992 poem "What Fits?" (later used in a Gap jeans commercial), but the song is a marvel not for Madonna's new-age pontifications, but for its heavenly hook and William Orbit's impeccable use of both analog and digital technologies, marked by expressive electric guitars and explosive drum fills constructed from tiny fragments of sound. Cinquemani

2. "Impressive Instant." Perhaps the closest French quirk-house producer Mirwais got to no-glitch disco in his stint with Madonna, "Impressive Instant" was that close to being released as Music's fourth single, and did end up topping the dance charts via DJ promo. With a distorted bassline that sounds like fire dancing from the depths of Hades, and Madonna tossing aside her Ray of Light Mother Earth-isms in favor of "I like to singy, singy, singy like a bird on a wingy, wingy, wingy," the song is one of her most blatant U-turns back into the welcoming arms of dance music. Henderson -

1. Forbidden Love

Other 10 songs at

What's your favorite Madonna song ONTD?
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