Watch a video in which Vampire Weekend — who made the best album of 2013 so far, and who are Grown Mans, for anyone who’s interested — impart a wealth of knowledge to teen girls everywhere, including fun facts like: guys like girls who have sex right away, never change!, or guys watch porn all the time, it’s normal! or, our favorite, life is pain, girl.
Another fun fact: the ratio between men and women on Vampire Weekend‘s road team is 13-to-1.
Ha. We’re having fun. This video is fun.