the thousand names of god (judgmental) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
the thousand names of god

The Real Reason You Hate These Celebs

#9 Taylor Swift-The Female Peter Pan

We've heard it all before, "she's whiny", "she's a serial dater", "Is she still in high school?". And you know what? We agree. Duh. How could you not find her annoying? She basically sings one song in 50 variations. But none of that matters. She's beautiful, and has amassed a cult like following of girls who's predecessors were fawning over Meg Ryan in every one of her disgustingly romantic chick flicks.

#7 Miley Cyrus-So Confused

We're not really sure what to make of this one. She seemed to have it all and then decided that she was gonna be different. Walk to the beat of her own drum, as young stars tend to do. Ironically, in an effort to be something unexpected and non conformist, she became yet another pop star cliche, the psycho meltdown star. Sorry, smiley, Britney did it better.

#6 Lindsay Lohan-Obviously

This gem needs no explanation. She's her own worst enemy and there aren't enough hours in the day to tell you why she's hated, and even fewer to explain to you why that's perfectly ok. Hate on.

#2 Kristen Stewart-Ugh

Does anyone else think that she looks like a long lost "Hangover" character? Dear god that girl looks haggard sometimes. Considering how beautiful she actually is, you just KNOW there is something going on with her. But that's not why you hate her, is it? No. You hate her because even through all her craziness and apparent drug usage, adultery etc. She still gets the guy.

#1 Justin Beiber-Yeah, I don't see It. . .

If you're truly honest with yourself, you know that his music isn't any worse than that of any other major pop star. In fact, it's painfully generic. The biggest qualm we see with his historically large fan base is that, well, he's not hot. Taylor Swift? Hot. One Direction? Hot. Kim Kardashian? Hot. Justin Beiber? Hobbit. We've all noticed the same thing, his head is too big for his tiny body. I'm not sure what could be more of a turn off. Sorry Beibs.


Who do you hate, ONTD?
Tags: gwyneth paltrow, jersey shore (mtv), john mayer, justin bieber, justin timberlake, kardashian / jenner, kristen stewart, lindsay lohan, list, madonna, miley cyrus, taylor swift

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