People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"First of all, I wouldn't f– with someone with a dead bird on their head."

– Johnny Depp, on keeping his Lone Ranger character Tonto real, to Rolling Stone

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"I do have to figure out why I am attracted to these broken birds."

– Katy Perry, on her penchant for bad boys, to Vogue

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"She knows I'm causing havoc / Our love is so dramatic / She likes to sing into my mic because my mic is magic."

– Channing Tatum, crooning his way through a hilarious video for Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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"Strawberry lip balm; a 980,000-volt stun gun for protection; Olay Regenerist Night Recovery Cream."

– Olivia Munn, revealing the items on her nightstand, to Marie Claire

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"She has always been the brave, bold individual that I fell for – and sexy as ever."

– Brad Pitt, when asked to describe his feelings about Angelina Jolie following her announcement to undergo a preventative double mastectomy, to reporters

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"Do you dance around him? I was like, 'I'll just sit down.'"

– Heather Locklear, recalling how Tom Cruise recreated his Risky Business dance moves at a club during their one and only date back in the day, on Chelsea Lately

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"We are going to go home and hang out together and do husband and wife things. The things they do in private."

– Blake Shelton, on how he and wife Miranda Lambert plan to celebrate his 37th birthday, to PEOPLE

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"Young Hollywood 1990's. No stylist or high heels. Instead: baggie clothes, pimples & healthy weight."

– Former child star Candace Cameron Bure, sharing a vintage photo with fellow actors Andrea Barber, Jeremy Miller and Jaleel White, on Instagram

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"I did a song with Snoop Dogg called 'Ashtrays and Heartbreaks,' so people can put it together for themselves."

– Miley Cyrus, neither confirming nor denying whether she's smoked pot, to Rolling Stone

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"The love between Tony and Carmela was one of the greatest I've ever known."

– Edie Falco, in an emotional tribute to her Sopranos costar James Gandolfini, who died of an apparent heart attack on June 19, in a statement

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Dead Bird Depp
What is REPRESSED UPBRINGING for $100, Alex?
I wanna Channing all over your Tatum
Channing Tatumed on Olivia in Magic Mike
Brad + Angie
It's been one year since Marriage Impossible!
TGIF was an event as a child in the 90's
Miley and Snoopaloop twerkin'
RIP James Gandolfini <3


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