From Dateline NBC (im_chris_hansen) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
From Dateline NBC

People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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– A very pregnant Jessica Simpson, proving she's still got her sense of humor, while wearing a hot-air balloon sweater, on Twitter

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"Oh that's private, that's private ... you know, something for the global woman, something for the mother, something dirty – always."

– Brad Pitt, on what he got fiancée Angelina Jolie for her 38th birthday, to the AP

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"My new backstage beauty routine: #pumpit #pumppumpitup #CMTAwards"

– New mom Kristen Bell, on how she prepped for her CMT Awards hosting gig, on Twitter

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"The Heat beat the Pacers ... I think what hurt the Pacers was Justin Bieber, who was there distracting them, rooting for the Heat in one of the most ridiculous outfits ever assembled."

– Jimmy Kimmel, on the singer's leather ensemble at the NBA's Eastern Conference finals, during his monologue

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"I mean, you should just listen to the stuff that comes out of her mouth."

– Sandra Bullock, on what it was like working with The Heat costar Melissa McCarthy, to Parade

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"I don't think you can prepare. It's a bit of a freestyle."

– Channing Tatum, on raising newborn daughter Everly with wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum, to Vanity Fair

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"They have very little control, other than the up and down of it … like a Taylor Swift boyfriend."

– David Letterman, comparing the singer's suitors to a hot-air balloon, on his late night talk show

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"It's like an old man who's taken a young lover. He's got a jaunty little step."

– Kathie Lee Gifford, on her relationship with Today show cohost Hoda Kotb, to AARP

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"I'm sure he'll at some point go camping, where he'll be a Ford Explorer. And when he gets to college, it'll be Ford Fiesta."

– Owen Wilson, riffing on potential nicknames for his 2-year-old son Robert Ford, on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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"She's my guilty pleasure on Twitter."

– Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, on fellow Twitter-obsessed star Amanda Bynes, to E!

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Jessica Simpson is like a [METAPHOR}
Brad n' Angie gettin' naughty
Kristen Lactation
Jimmy Kimmel never tells a lie
Sandy and her virgin ears
Channing making it up as he goes along
Letterman, the trolling commenter of late-night
Kathie Lee couldn't had been sober when she said this
Owen and Bobby!
Snooki - honorary ontd member


HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD!  :-)  xoxo
Tags: amanda bynes, angelina jolie, brad pitt, channing tatum, jersey shore (mtv), jessica simpson, jimmy kimmel, justin bieber, kristen bell, quotes of the week, sandra bullock, taylor swift
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