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Maxim's 100 Allegedly Sexiest Women of 2013

10.


Elisha Cuthbert



9.

Vanessa Hudgens
The more relevant HSM actress on this list, believe it or not

8.

Kate Upton
Commence wank about her boobs, supposedly weird torso, tanline etc


7.

Ashley Tisdale
Publicist managed to get her irrelevant ass on this list but couldn't convince them to use an acceptable photo


6.

Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Mind-bogglingly, one of the more successful Party of Five peeps. Viva la boobs, I guess.

5.

Jennifer Lawrence
ONTD's nemesis grabs another prestigious honour!

4.

Mila Kunis
Why is this picture so blurry? Are they doing this list in 3D this year?


3.

Rihanna
Remember when Beyonce was the go-to token that these men's magazine lists would use to try and make us overlook that the rest of the entries were like 90% generic white women?

2.

Selena Gomez
Isn't she 16? Is she already old enough to appear on lists like these without the FBI getting involved? Oh God, I feel old.

And the no.1 sexiest woman in the universe is...

MILEY
LOL no, I'm not joking. Her blurb:

This Disney child star went from screaming tween fans to an edgy adulthood. Working as a successful singer, model, and actress, we still can't believe that she's related to the man who coined "Achy Breaky Heart" or that we got to see this on CBS this past year.

Here's what Miley had to say about being named Number One on the 2013 Hot 100 List:

"It feels amazing to be No. 1," she told us, "especially because it was voted on by the fans. I have the best fans in the world!"

"It's every woman's fantasy to be told she's No.1 on Maxim's Hot 100! So crazy!"



The rest of this terrible list at the source

Why are sexiest lists so uniformly boring and terrible?
What Faustian bargain did Miley make to win the most votes?
Who are your hottest female celebs, ONTD?

Tags: ashley tisdale, jennifer lawrence, jennifer love hewitt, list, mila kunis, miley cyrus, rihanna, selena gomez, vanessa hudgens
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