The more relevant HSM actress on this list, believe it or not
Commence wank about her boobs, supposedly weird torso, tanline etc
Publicist managed to get her irrelevant ass on this list but couldn't convince them to use an acceptable photo
Mind-bogglingly, one of the more successful Party of Five peeps. Viva la boobs, I guess.
ONTD's nemesis grabs another prestigious honour!
Why is this picture so blurry? Are they doing this list in 3D this year?
Remember when Beyonce was the go-to token that these men's magazine lists would use to try and make us overlook that the rest of the entries were like 90% generic white women?
Isn't she 16? Is she already old enough to appear on lists like these without the FBI getting involved? Oh God, I feel old.
And the no.1 sexiest woman in the universe is...
LOL no, I'm not joking. Her blurb:
This Disney child star went from screaming tween fans to an edgy adulthood. Working as a successful singer, model, and actress, we still can't believe that she's related to the man who coined "Achy Breaky Heart" or that we got to see this on CBS this past year.
Here's what Miley had to say about being named Number One on the 2013 Hot 100 List:
"It feels amazing to be No. 1," she told us, "especially because it was voted on by the fans. I have the best fans in the world!"
"It's every woman's fantasy to be told she's No.1 on Maxim's Hot 100! So crazy!"
The rest of this terrible list at the source
Why are sexiest lists so uniformly boring and terrible?
What Faustian bargain did Miley make to win the most votes?
Who are your hottest female celebs, ONTD?