Patrick Stump @PatrickStump 22m
I should be so lucky! I'm gonna tell you something: I'm a pretty nice guy. You'd probably like me. Allow me to make that impossible for you.
Read from bottom to top because that's how Twitter works:
bow down to the source
ETA: extra context on why Shane is such an ass (heed the trigger warnings) http://raiseyoulikeaphoenix.tumblr.com/post/42733669382/shane-morris-and-why-everybody-hates-him