"I came up in the Messy Generation. The generation of the disaster child."
– Hayden Panettiere, on growing up in the business with a lot of other troubled young stars, to Glamour
"congratulations to my dear, sweet @jimmyfallon – a formidable rival and an incredible lover"
– Jimmy Kimmel, congratulating the late-night host on taking over The Tonight Show in 2014, via Twitter
"She says that I can't be anywhere below [the face]. Because, you know, some women get nervous about that."
– Josh Duhamel, on his plans to be in the delivery room when wife Fergie gives birth, on Chelsea Lately
"Every time a hater visits my YouTube page, I get, like, four cents. So tell the haters to keep hating, keep commenting, because I'm making money."
– Justin Bieber, on embracing his critics, to Teen Vogue
"I have finally learned how to put the wall between one thing and the other. I've been much happier since then."
– John Mayer, opting to keep the details of his breakup with ex Katy Perry private, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
"We were going to name her Pearl Olive Owen, but then her initials would have been 'POO' so we went ahead and switched that around."
– Jake Owen, on rethinking his daughter's name, to PEOPLE
"The one thing I didn't want to do was get myself into a corset because I was worried I'd never get out again."
– Emma Watson, on not wanting to do a period drama, to GQ
"That's what it is, that's what you remind me of."
– Adam Levine, in response to Blake Shelton calling himself a Sasquatch, on The Voice
"I was thinking more a Snuffleupagus."
– Usher, responding to Adam's comment
"I want to be a hot wife!"
– Carrie Underwood, on her motivation to stay in shape for husband Mike Fisher, to PEOPLE
"Harrison Ford. You think you trip because I'm here? I'm tripping out because he's here."
– First Lady Michelle Obama, on meeting the actor during a special White House screening of his new movie, 42
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
James Jamers Jimmy Jim Jimbo
I count stacks; Beiber counts change
THAT'S ENOUGH, JOHN MAYER
Emma "keeps it loose" Watson
The Three Stooges
Carrie and her Cosmo Cover marriage tips
Is it hot in here, or it is just Harrison Ford?
HAPPY FRIDAY ONTD! xoxo
Looks like there's still a bug with LJ and their poll bars... been like that for weeks!