Jon Hamm’s Penis Is Ruining EVERYTHING

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It seems the producers of Mad Men have a big, big problem this season — Jon Hamm’s penis. And for those who have ever had the privilege of seeing said penis, they understand just how big of a problem this is.

So what’s the issue you ask?

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source told the Daily News. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting.”

Well what can the well-endowed star do about that you ask? He can’t hide his God-given gift, can he?

Well, you see, Jonny is not a fan of the underwears, and letting his junk fly in the wind was becoming a real issue so producers “politely” asked him to get his boy under control.

Guess we’ll just have to watch this season and see how that went for them.

We hope bad. Very, very bad.


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am I going to have to start watching Mad Men now...?