PUSTULIO (lookout_beware) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Disney Prince Hotness Scale

5. Beast
Ah, yes, the weird creature that made us all think, "I'm not a furry, but now I totally get it." The Beast transforms from domineering brute to snuggly sweetheart. Frankly, he'd be higher on the list, but unfortunately his true form, Prince Adam, is just too bland and beefcake-y. Sorry, prince: You were way hotter when you were covered in a thick coat of hair.

4. Flynn Ryder
Let's talk about what's working and what's not working. The hair flip, the eyebrows — very sexy. Flynn Rider is a prince with a little edge, and I dig that. What doesn't work is that he's a thief, a valid career choice but not for the man you're going to settle down with. Also, Flynn is CGI. I can't help it: I'm biased toward the classic style. Computers can make anyone look sexy; I'm more impressed when you draw a hunk (lol no).

3. Naveen
Even though he spends much of his film as a frog, Prince Naveen leaves a lasting impression as one of the most handsome and interesting Disney princes. In addition to being one of the few princes of color on the list, he's also got a delightful accent and real musical talent. OK, he's kind of a cad, but that just means Princess Tiana has more to do. (She's the best princess, by the way.)

2. Eric
Hunk alert! Prince Eric — with his big blue eyes, jet-black hair, and incredibly expressive eyebrows — is arguably the most attractive prince on the list. If you're a straight woman or gay man, and you didn't have a crush on Prince Eric at some point, you're either lying or in denial. He's sweet. He's romantic. He loves dogs. I'd give up my fins to be with him.

1. Aladdin
Yes, he looks a lot like Prince Eric (wat) But if you have to choose between two handsome dark-haired Disney princes, go for the one with a little more personality. That would be Aladdin, who is kind of a cad but mostly just trying to make the best of his crappy lot in life. And hey, if you care about material goods, he does come with a flying carpet. Sure, he's often dirty and he might have fleas. Still, I think he's rather tasty.

6-10 @source

Flynn Ryder is so fugly not sry2say!

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