Brett Easton Ellis Accidentally Tried to Score Some Coke on Twitter

Douche Bag, Bret Easton Elis, the American Psycho writer and professional crazy person, is a pretty notorious tweeter. He's yelled at Lindsay Lohan for not showing up to set on time, defended Paris Hilton after she said most gay people "like, die of AIDS," and has told bullied kids to toughen up. ...compared 'Glee' a 'Puddle of HIV,' defended Dharun Ravi, said women can't direct, Matt Bomer is too gay ...

So it came as no surprise that he'd use Twitter to get some blow at four in the morning.

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