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Is the Greatest & Slimmest Actress of This or Any Other Generation Having Affair With Some TV Actor?



“Gwyneth Paltrow and Rob Lowe were spotted over the weekend getting ‘very close’ at the Santa Barbara Zoo,” reports Star.

“They were having a great time and looked like a couple,” says the mag, adding, “They were playfully touching and whispering in each other’s ears.”

Oh yeah, Paltrow’s kids were there too to see her “cozy up” with Lowe.

So, what’s really going on?

While Lowe and Paltrow are close friends, Star’s story is not even remotely close to accurate.

Lowe’s rep tells Gossip Cop that Paltrow is a “longtime friend of Sheryl [aka Mrs. Lowe] and Rob.”

And the actress’ rep echoes how she and Lowe have been “dear and close friends for almost 20 years,” and that the Parks and Recreation star is “like a brother to her.”

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Poor Gwyneth. Driven into the arms of another whilst her "husband" is off putting his "para para paradise" into young coeds across this great nation. How saddened must our eternally young and stunning ingenue be to debase herself with the warm embrace of this John Stamos knockoff, a fifth lead on an embarrassingly low rated sitcom on a network that hasn't mattered since 1997 when all the Jews left for CBS? It's all just too much to bear. If I hadn't had my tear ducts removed during my last face lift I would be lying in a puddle of my own calorie free, organic tears right now.
Tags: 1980s, gwyneth paltrow, parks and recreation (nbc)
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